Ezio Auditore
- Ezio: SPLASH
- me: ASSHOLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE STUPID POLE WAS LIKE HALF A CENTIMETER THAT WAY HOW CAN YOU NOT GRAB IT OMG WHO MADE THIS GAME
- Ezio: SPLASH again
- me: SO HELP ME IF YOU WERE A REAL PERSON I WOULD KICK YOU IN THE FACE
- Ezio: lol imma jump up this wall instead of onto that rock is that what you wanted
- me: EZIO AUDITORE YOU DESERVE TO BURN IN THE DEEPEST PIT OF HELL
- Ezio: lol I'm in the water again
- me: *throws controller*
Reblogged from Unf, Pene.